Friends, let me tell you the tale of my blessed weapon, the Mighty Dwarventhrower. Drink of your ale, sit and listen, and enjoy my Dwarven tale of valor, battle and great deeds.
I will tell you that I was overjoyed when the Clangeddin High Priest, Thorar Silverhand, bestowed unto me the blessed Dwarventhrower (of course, at considerable cost in gold pieces–but then again, such a relic is not for sale to the general public). The hammer performed amazingly well–I could throw it at my enemies and it would return to me so that I might rend more flesh from afar. And in close range, I could decimate my enemies with surprising speed.
Over the many months that I possessed this relic, I have become closer to it, and when I was deprived of it recently (a dragon had stolen it from me when I was prone), I could not think of anything else besides my hammer. Every weapon I used was a meager replacement, a poor substitution.
My good friends, trusted companions and fellow solders agreed to help me recover my weapon. We learned that the hammer was located in a Black Dragon’s lair–in fact not just one dragon, but a family of them!
We faced the youngster and vanquished him, not without great effort, and felt flush with victory until out of the cave stepped his father. After regrouping, we returned and vanquished him, again with great effort and sacrifice. Then, we faced his mate.
We chased her into her lair, but the tunnel of the cave was long. Kalcryx and I felt our Righteous Might fade and Jaran’s speed spell wane. We stood before the huge creature feeling weak and naked. But my determination to re-aquire my precious hammer overcame my fear of the beast. And my companions stood by me and fought bravely.
We wore the dragon down, and finally she attempted to bargain with us. She demanded an exchange of a magic item for our lives. Lyta made our feelings about that bargain known by fireballing the great winged beast.
After much brave fighting, I found myself in her clutches, unable to move. The dragon roasted me in her powerful acid breath, and then threatened to do it again if we did not bargain. “Will you raise my mate and leave my lair?”
I told her, “It depends. Let me have my hammer and we can talk.” “Raise my partner, leave my lair, and I’ll drop the dwarf.”
Lyta has amazing powers of communication, the magely ability to whisper, across distance, into each of our ears. She had bestowed this ability on each of us prior to the fight. She then used to it ask, “Should I attack the dragon?” With my life hanging by a thread, I instinctively said, “No,” thinking that I might be able to have my hammer back and leave, such a powerful draw it has on me. But upon quick reflection, I realized that my life was forfeit in the case because no dwarf, elf or man, right with Law and Goodness should ever bargain with a creature so vile and evil. “Yes!” I shouted, and the others agreed. Lyta attacked, and the dragon breathed on me and put out my life.
I stood in a gigantic cave, whose walls were too distant to see. A great river flowed before me, and a ferryman waited for me, his dwarven beard braided neatly. He gestured that I should step into the ferry. I could make out great clouds on the other side of the massive body of water.
I hesitated. The dwarf, dressed in shining white armor bearing the seals of Clangeddin and Moradin eyed me. “You are not yet ready to cross the great river,” he said to me. “Behold,” and he pointed in a direction behind me.
I looked over my shoulder and saw that the mist surrounding me moved together to form a circle. The center of the circle was like a mirror, but I could see shapes beyond. In the visions I could make out Kalcrix paying a powerful looking cleric and I heard the words “Resurrection Most True.”
“Your companions call to you,” the boatsman said behind me. “You may take the boat, however, if you wish.”
“There is much work to be done, especially in the name of Clangeddin,” I muttered, more to myself than anyone else. “My friends call to me. But also my mission, and my hammer.”
“Thy hammer.” I turned to look at the boatsman, but he looked differently now. He was taller, and his beard had become the most silver I had ever seen. I realized I was looking at Clangeddin himself, who had in his massive hand my warhammer. AND IT SEEMED TO BE CALLING TO ME.
“Take me. Take me, for there is much work to be done,” the hammer seemed to say. “The land is overrun with evil, dreaded Banite evil. We must bring order back to the land. We must bring goodness back to the land. We must make the caves safe again for our people. We must unite the humans and the elves against this threat.”
My Great God made to give my warhammer to me. I reached out and took it.
I awoke in a bed with spartan furnishings, my beard and long hair completely clean. Across my chest was my warhammer, and my arms were folded around it. Kalcrix stood before me, smiling. “Welcome back friend. You now have your hammer.”
Lyta stood beside him. “I really hope that hammer was worth all the gold we spent bringing you back. I mean really, a family of black dragons!”
I was glad to be alive again. I stood up, despite my nakedness, held my hammer on high and shouted, “We have work to do! Woe be unto the Banites who have deceived us, woe be unto them and their children, who dare to invade our lands, rape our women and dominate our cities! Woe be unto Amn and all those who side with her! Clangeddin himself has charged me to rid the land of this evilness!”
A few days after my resurrection, we engaged in a battle right in the halls of the enemy. My old friend Murdock (quite unwhittingly) had left us a scroll which would take us to this very place. We vanquished two very powerful-looking armored figures almost at once, since we had the element of surprise on our side. The battle raged. A whole phalanx of clerics throw evil magic at us, but with the help of our powerful mages, Lyta and Jaran, they were vanquished. Then we fought a mage possessing power I have not witnessed anywhere else.
The unfortunate thing is, really, my choice of shield. At one point in the battle I had to drop my beloved, newly acquired hammer to read a scroll. My shield is too large for me to hold a scroll and defend myself, so i had to get a free hand. And I almost lost my hammer! The powerful mage cast meteors and fireballs at the same time. My hammer took terrible damage because I could not protect it. Luckily, it held together. In retrospect, I could almost hear its cries, but I dismissed it at once as mid-battle stress.
The meteors proved too much for Gwynn and Kalcryx, and both fell. Fortunately, Blessed, Holy and Righetous Clangeddin had bestowed upon me a special healing spell, but I had to use it quickly. Having to choose between Gwynn and Kalcryx was difficult, but tactically, it made sense to bring Kalcryx back. So, without hesitation, I ran to his body and caught him as he fell, and with the Power of Clangeddin, restored his life force.
Lyta had finished off the last of them, but the mage had got away. We left the great hall via mage magic. Jaran cast a spell and at once we were enshrouded in shadows, walking across country at amazing speed. It never fails to take my breath away. We emerged from the magical shadows into a busy city street of Waterdeep. I think Jaran had mentioned this city to me before, but only in passing. But she seemed to know it fairly well.
We firstly bought a similar service for Gwynn and brought her back from the dead. We then went about other business and then entered an inn in the evening.
That night I had an amazing dream. I stood at the side of the great river again. But instead of my Great Lord Clangeddin, my hammer floated in front of me. It spoke to me in a magical voice that only I could understand. It told me of the great things we can do together. “Yes!” I shouted above the roar of the mighty river. Then I reached out to take it. It moved back.
“Thou must nay set me down nor allow me to part from thee, ever again. If thou doeth, thou wilst never be the same again. Thou wilst be greatly weakened.” I moved toward it saying, “And saddened beyond all measure. I promise, that shall never happen again.” I reached out once more.
Moving further back out of my reach, it sang in its musical voice, “Thy shield, thou shalt do better. Look into the hold thou hast collected from the Banites with whom thou didst do battle. Thou must have a hand free, and never set me down again. Take me to Erum that I might be mended.”
“Yes. A new shield. You shall be protected.” With that, I grasped the hammer and awoke.
I rose, picked up my hammer, and turned it over in my hands. I noted the pits and etching it had sustained from the battle. A tear rolled down my face as I imagined the horror of losing this precious relic. “Never again,” I vowed.